One of these was coconuts. She would buy several coconuts a week to use in food from the local market. Being a horny young man, coconutthrowaway69 decided that these coconuts would not be for eating. He drilled a large hole in the coconut, added some butter for lube , and shoved his penis in the coconut. Now, while this story has been horrifying from the get-go, this is where it gets worse. This is where it gets horribly, horribly wrong. He then, naturally, threw the coconut across the room in horror and had to clean up the maggoty, semeny, coconutty mess from his floor. He then decided to share his story with the world, as a word of warning to other people with penises considering sticking said penises in coconuts. Fruit, vegetables, and other food objects yes, even pies are not designed to put your penis inside. You could end up hurting your penis in all kinds of ways by putting it in food.
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Long story short: Sometime around , a horny teenager fucked a coconut and repeatedly ejaculated inside said coconut, causing flies to lay eggs inside. Once said horny teenager fucked the coconut one last time before throwing it away, he ended up having his dick covered in maggots, rotten butter, and more. On August 5th, , said horny teenager made a throwaway reddit account to post his story of fucking a coconut, which you can find here. On the same day, an idiot posted his story in which, after being tempted to fuck the coconut by the initial post - which warns people not to fuck coconuts - he was forced to break the coconut in half using a hammer as his dick wouldn't come out. You can find it here. On August 6th, , another idiot was tempted to fuck a coconut and became the third person to post a fuck-up story, located here.
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His story begins in Mozambique, where one day he decided to fuck a coconut as a way of diversifying his masturbation routine. This only gets worse from here. He writes:.
Anyway, around eight years back I lived in Northern Mozambique, a coastal southern African country with quite a warm climate. My mother at the time was going through a 'health nut' phase and only buying foods she deemed healthy enough. One of these was coconuts. She would buy several coconuts a week to use in food from the local market. One day I hear that my mother is going to be out for pretty much the entire afternoon. Horny me decides that it would be a fantastic idea to fuck a coconut.