We are here to inspire and encourage you to get outside via imagery, earth first products , and F-bombs. We are flipping the fucking script on how we talk about—and treat—the great outdoors. Ya dig? We are a triple bottom line business, meaning that we are driven by the "3 P's": planet, people, and profit. We strive to do our part in protecting the planet, and to inspire you to believe that you can too. We believe in being both environmentally and socially responsible and pride ourselves on being champions of environmental stewardship and equitable access to the outdoors. We clearly do things a little differently around here and we are not for everyone. The fact that you even typed "fuck" in your browser to get here shows us that you might be one of us! Stick around!
1. Invest in the double-person sleeping bag.
V-Day plans yet? While many people settle for privacy behind doors, there is definitely something to be said for making love right under the stars with all of nature as your witness. OK, you have your spot staked out, but who wants to take a roll in the hay when that hay is a ground covered with sharp rocks and protruding sticks? There is also another technique very common amongst lovers in the woods. Unless you are in a secluded and isolated spot, please save your neighbors from operatic noises and respect the campground.
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Having sex outside can scare people. After all: spooning under a starry sky is infinitely better than a ceiling. Photo: Matt Clark. And gentlemen: start putting on the moves at home during the packing process and offer to carry the double bag for the both of you. Who said chivalry was dead? Just remember: if you thought the walls in your apartment were thin, they are like concrete compared to the flimsy nylon of your tent. I had a friend who, after an ostensibly romantic evening in the woods with his girlfriend, woke up to bright red and itchy balls.
The defendant was observed by people making visible motions with the woman, although he was not exposing himself. However on the second occasion the couple were at it for around eight minutes with the woman sitting on the steps with her legs wide apart and the defendant behind her. On both occasions the areas were packed with members of the public, including families with children. And when Jamie Rousell appeared before Somerset Magistrates they were told there was no mistaking what the couple were doing and was charged with outraging public decency. Rousell, 46, of Milton Leaze, Long Load, pleaded guilty to committing an act of outraging public decency at Tesco in Yeovil on September 18 by behaving in an indecent manner, namely engaging in a sexual act. Rousell also pleaded guilty to a charge of threatening staff working at homeless hostel Pathways that he would throw brick through their window on September 15 and when he was arrested was found in possession of cannabis, which he also admitted. He also admitted being in breach of a non-molestation order which was due for sentence at Taunton Crown Court later this week.